i’m glad that things have gone demonstrably downhill at helljob in my absence. this is AMAZING.
Do U <3 the brits looks?
Do U <3 the spellings wrongs for the whole internet to see?
No, I meant to spell it that way. Otherwise, People might get confused and think that we’re referencing baby chickens.
Do U <3 the brits looks?
what?
Also: Biker chic.
No, not as in what the French think about anything white. What Princess Phonetics means here is “chick”, only she insists it’s spelled “chic”.
Why, you ask? Well, because we wouldn’t want people thinking that we were referencing baby chickens, of course. (100% true story.)
LUV THE ONE UR WITH! ENGLUSH IZ HARD U GUYZ! - cuntboss, when titling this eblast, which went out to the public with that fucking asshat title.
back in a few minutes, i’m going to buy a helmet
cuntboss.
her art direction is so special needs, it has to wear a helmet for liability reasons.
THIS IS HOW I COME UP WITH ALL OF MY DOPE IDEA’S FOR THE CANDIES CAMPAIN’S
xoxo….cuntbos’s……….
CUNTBOSS FAILS AT: COUNTING
Can you imagine cuntboss counting down for on New Year’s Eve?
I’m guessing it sounds something like:
“10! 9! 4! 1! Hppy Nu Yr!!!1!”
Bonus: Tony Romo. Fastest stationary man at a 30 degree angle in the world.
language
her proposed t-shirt slogan: UR Class
this is the opposite of language. it communicates nothing. no i take that back. it communicates her complete and utter lack of sense, of self-editing, of understanding of the english language and of logic.
words that should be coming out of cuntboss’ mouth
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
